WE will join the Milo Marathon  

Posted by THE COLLECTIVE in , , , ,


The Milo Marathon, WE were informed, is the Philippines' premiere running event. What better way for us to begin running but by joining this race?

Yesterday, WE telepathically communicated with Mr. Biscocho* regarding the registration process. He agreed to register a "representative" of ours for the full marathon and WE've already received the race packet he sent.

The Milo Marathon race packet consists of a race number, four safety pins, and a green singlet (WE like the color green, a pity you humans cannot ever have that skin tone). Where was the race map? WE had another telepathic conference with the race organizers* and WE found out that it should have been common knowledge that the race will start at Quirino Grandstand like it always has and will follow the same route it had for the past 4 years. Excuse us, we are still very green with races and all.

WE have selected a male Filipino to serve as a vessel for our collective consciousness. WE would like to have a singular experience of our first marathon for us to closely mimic your kind. The male WE selected has had adequate marathon training and WE have been in telepathic contact with him for weeks. WE have, just now, assimilated him. With consent , of course.

WE are ready for our first marathon. WE can only imagine if the running community is ready for us.


*Mr. Biscocho's memory of our encounter has been thoroughly erased and replaced with random experiences. Memory erasure is a painless process.

9 intergalactic transmission

Gingerbreadman   says June 24, 2009 at 6:31 AM

Now the question is, will you be donning human-folk wear, or do you have some sort of advanced specie-replicating machine which will enable you to blend in with the primitive masses? :)

Cheers,
Luis


p.s. Since you can bend time and space, does that mean you will put the rest of us primitive denizens at an unfair advantage?

THE COLLECTIVE   says June 24, 2009 at 8:28 PM

Greetings Luis a.k.a. Gingerbreadman!

Thank you for taking interest in learning more about The Collective. WE do not have physical forms, yet WE can "borrow" the corporal forms of humans. WE just deactivate their anima while we take over, piece of cake.

People who are under our control may act unnatural, though. Do you know of the male human who always run dressed up as Zorro? Well, that's us "hijacking" his body. WE are not that choosy.

WE can bend time and space, indeed, but WE also value the fruits of hard labor. Rest assured that we will cross every finish line without the aid of teleportation or temporal wormholes.

Run Strong and Prosper!

Gingerbreadman   says June 25, 2009 at 10:14 AM

That's very comforting to hear. I always thought there was something up with that Zorro character. We hope you could join our runs one of these days, feel free to hijack any of the human folk out there, we welcome all :)


p.s. Your preternatural comment on my site was as refreshing as they come, unfortunately your powers were too much for human capacity to handle and it got deleted for reasons that are beyond my feeble human comprehension. I hope you could bend the time space continuum and return the comment to its rightful spot :D :D

Anonymous   says June 25, 2009 at 10:23 AM

Hey, if you plan to "hijack" more runners for "testing". Try Sam aka The Running Ninja

THE COLLECTIVE   says June 25, 2009 at 8:22 PM

Hail Gingerbreadman!

WE will try to restore the comment that was lost, although WE cannot guarantee anything. The current meteorological disturbance may affect our time bending abilities which, in turn, could cause permanent rifts in the fabric of time.

So,as responsible denizens of the multiverse, WE will just drop a new comment on your site.

Run Strong and Prosper!

Gingerbreadman   says June 26, 2009 at 10:41 AM

Appreciate it my non-terrestrial friends :)

Anonymous   says June 26, 2009 at 9:56 PM

nice suggestion Rico

Rico Villanueva   says June 27, 2009 at 6:51 PM

Wait, I think I saw my name in the comments. For the record, I did not suggest that Sam be hijacked. I did suggest to friends that they read this cool blog.

The Collective, I am also joining the Milo Marathon and I am anxious and excited about it. Can you make the galaxies and the universe conspire to make things happen for us aspiring marathoners? I sure can use extra-terrestrial help or some form of race day magic. :-)

THE COLLECTIVE   says June 27, 2009 at 10:08 PM

Greetings Mr. Rico Villanueva!

WE are glad that you like the web logs in our site.

WE also share similar feelings of excitement and anxiety for the upcoming marathon.

Just remember Murphy's Law:

"Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong."

You don't need extra-terrestrial intervention on race day. Just trust in yourself and in your training.

Run Strong and Prosper!

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